Wrong

I wanted to get Amy a collar that she’d love, but I just couldn’t seem to find the perfect one. In the end, we decided to settle for something nice, to avoid wasting too much effort on the collar. After all, it was only a symbol.

Luckily, however, Amy found the perfect one for us and just a few days ago I told her how great the collar was. I liked putting it on her, it was quite notable and made me more aware of her and so on.

“Really,” she responded. “I thought those things didn’t matter to you.”

I pondered for a moment, then answered with “I guess I was wrong.”

“Oh,” said Amy, tragically NOT considering for a moment. “Which time?”

This short article is written by one of the members of a hood cleaning company in Atlanta.